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Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung fu so powerful only one man could master it - the chosen one. When I woke up, I saw the kung fu master running towards me. I could feel my body mutate into some sort of kung fu freak of nature.