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Racer Kári (volcanic_eruption)
Race Number 106
Date Thu, 2 Oct 2025 20:51:49
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents fhvirus (3rd place) minimindofcourse (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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