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Racer jeff (typecringe)
Race Number 9021
Date Sun, 28 Sep 2025 20:29:19
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents punchcard (4th place) runinbahnx (2nd place) semklauke (5th place) zacharykjh (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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