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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Thirsty Alien (thirsty_alien) |
| Race Number | 188 |
| Date | Thu, 21 Aug 2025 23:10:39 |
| Speed |
70 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | hugh_janice (1st place) sigtauschack (2nd place) soaringpuppy404 (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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