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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Luke Skywalker (the_force_returns_2025) |
| Race Number | 21 |
| Date | Sun, 3 Aug 2025 5:30:36 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | blitzfinger_bob (2nd place) ur_father_ji (4th place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book)
by Scott Adams
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