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Pit Stop
Racer Parking (parkingmeter)
Race Number 1681
Date Sat, 27 Sep 2025 21:59:45
Speed 113 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents smichaelino (3rd place) sorrynq (1st place) williamhough (4th place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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