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Racer Fizzman (mintyballs)
Race Number 2899
Date Sun, 2 Nov 2025 23:46:50
Speed 116 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents kornelt (5th place) tato41 (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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