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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Matza Jigarita (matzajigarita) |
| Race Number | 90 |
| Date | Wed, 17 Sep 2025 17:57:19 |
| Speed |
56 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | arsouthsquared (5th place) elpapipablo69 (1st place) lilmickel (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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