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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Alex (hjackred) |
| Race Number | 200 |
| Date | Sun, 1 Feb 2026 23:04:17 |
| Speed |
69 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.6% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | coltdriver (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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