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Pit Stop
Racer Dysandeus (dysandeus)
Race Number 5
Date Mon, 29 Sep 2025 3:19:06
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents jharata_king (1st place) wamankayutok (2nd place)

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I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
— (game) by Valve (see stats)

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