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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Dylan (dylan_k) |
| Race Number | 960 |
| Date | Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:40:38 |
| Speed |
97 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.6% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | big_ben6 (5th place) daneeeee (4th place) impressed (1st place) reino257 (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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