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Racer Mike (dirtgrub69)
Race Number 71
Date Fri, 31 Oct 2025 19:23:17
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents bogeee (4th place) dormix (3rd place) smallone4130 (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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